Saints Take It; the cojones of Sean Payton

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Today endless columns will be packed with punditry about last night’s excellent Super Bowl. And why not? It was a damn good game. Reasons advanced for the stunning victory of Saints will be more numerous than hungover fans on Bourbon Street. But, saturated with statistics, there is one fundamental truth that most of the journalists will miss. Confronted with possibly the best quarterback ever to play the game, one Peyton Manning, Saints coach Sean Payton did something too seldom seen in the game of professional football these days. He took risks.

He went for a touchdown on fourth down. Fail.

But it sent a message to the team -”I believe you can do this.”

And then; while the geriatric zombies formerly known as The Who adjusted their catheters and taped their urine bags to their legs long enough to wail a couple of once-familiar tunes that sounded like ring tones, all the while surrounded by enough pyrotechnics to end the war in Afghanistan overnight; back in the fetid locker room Sean Payton laid out his audacious plan for an onside kick.

And it worked, and it kept Peyton Manning warming the bench for an ungodly amount of time. The Colts went down because Manning could not take the field for long enough to do what he does better than anyone else, march off the yards and put points on the board.

Sean Payton took risks. He gambled. He slew the mammoth. He fed the tribe.

Message to all the pencil-necked scum-sucking, bottom-dwelling, over-reaching do-gooders out there who are putting helmets on little kids, and seat belts on toilets as you read this. MAN NEEDS RISK: not an overweening, seemingly benevolent Federal nanny. Go somewhere else and die! Slowly, so you have time to beg forgiveness for your arrogant sins!

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DC Uber Alles ~ Vacating the First Amendment

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How can you tell when a state becomes a totalitarian monster? Easy! They ban ideas (Red Guards)

How can you tell when a state becomes a totalitarian monster? Easy! They ban ideas (Nazis)

How can you tell when a state becomes a totalitarian monster? Easy!

Australian Letters ~ Pick Me Up Before You Go Go

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Dear Sis:

What shall I do? The sexmobile in the middle is my own F150 pickup. a lightweight at 5,000 lbs. On the right is a small truck, the Chevy Something-or-other. On the left is an F350, just right at 7,000 lbs. Economical 7.3 L diesel. Shall I keep my little blue baby or move it on up?

Dazed and confused in Tennessee.

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Date: February 6, 2010 2:48:22 AM CST
Dear Dazed and Confused in Tennessee:

I would suggest you keep your own truck, unless you want the local ambulance officers to get jealous. I can’t read the big guy’s licence plate, but I am betting it is a personalised one and somewhat self-congratulatory.

I am so glad I do not have to park it.

Fondly,

yr sis
Perth, W. Australia

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Date: February 6, 2010 7:29:37 AM CST
Dear Sis:

Thanks I will follow your advice. Even my small ute (actually more of a yodeladyhoo) needs some advance consideration to stop by the time you hit the red light. That oil tanker next to me needs an act of Congress reversing the earth’s rotation.

Other than that things are swimming here in middle Tennessee, but the rain will stop soon enough. In DC the snow depth overnight exceeds thirty inches. Most since 1772. Both Washington and Jefferson remarked on that blizzard in their journals. Obama has remained mute. Perhaps his TelePrompTer is frozen.

Love, the kenverine
Sent from my iPhone

Seen below: the Australian “ute” (runs on Vegemite), and beside that one from Texas.

FDA WARNING:
AMERICANS – DO NOT EAT VEGEMITE!!!!

Vegemite can only be digested in the inverse position. Thus Australians can tolerate it but unless you feel comfortable standing on your head throughout the entire 8 hour digestive cycle avoid Vegemite at all costs. The results are too terrible to mention here.

Canadian Winter Olympics Begins…

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Real Virtuality – Power & the Straw Man

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We live in a world of illusion. Let me rewrite that: we exist in a world of illusion.

Why would I say such a thing? Because, since time immemorial, those in power have employed smoke and mirrors, monsters and boogeymen, to distract the public from what is really going on.

“The real truth of the matter is, as you and I know, that a financial element in the larger centers has owned the Government ever since the days of Andrew Jackson.”

FDR, November 21st, 1933 in a personal letter to Colonel House

Our government, like all governments, is comprised of men who have no more idea what to do then you and I do. What they have is a special talent for winning elections. They are in the driver’s seat and they want to stay there. Power is addictive, more addictive than sex, crack cocaine or anything else known to man.

“Fifty men have run America, and that’s a high figure.”

Joseph Kennedy, father of JFK, July 26th, 1936 in The New York Times.

No government as inept as ours, and many are far worse, could long remain at the controls were the American public paying attention. But the public is not paying attention – they have been distracted by Real Virtuality.

Real Virtuality: You know: American Idol, Y2K, Global Warming, the Yellow Peril (look it up), the Coming Ice Age, The Population Bomb and Global Starvation, the Super Bowl.

If you want to watch the Super Bowl go ahead – the outcome has been already been determined. Barring a boiler explosion in the Manning household, take the Colts and give the 6 points they are asking. Winter Olympics? The bulk of Gold Medals will go to the USA, China and the nordic nations. Meanwhile our nation is broke and the economy is in ruins and the dollar is going down the toilet like a lead turd.

In his most excellent blog, JESSE’S CAFÉ AMÉRICAIN , Jesse talks of gold, international trade and monetary manipulation and writes:

I like data anomalies. They are so interesting. As Holmes observed in the story Silver Blaze, “Why didn’t the dog bark?”

Gregory of Scotland Yard: “Is there any other point to which you would wish to draw my attention?”
Holmes: “To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time.”
Gregory: “The dog did nothing in the night-time.”
Holmes: “That was the curious incident.”

I cannot think of any single economic phenomenon that is more interesting in recent time, say the past 100 years, than the evolution of global trade, the basis for its exchange, and of course the official reserve holdings that are a natural outcome of this.

For if one understands that the power to set and control the currency essentially trumps all local fiscal policy issues, there is almost nothing more important than the path which this evolution takes. Valuation and the ownership of the ’standard’ of monetary valuation is key, and yet so little remarked, so little discussed in public.

I try to resist the temptation to suspicion that statists are driving towards a unified command and control economy. I do not think that this agenda is the basis for formal discussions, except perhaps tangentially in the hallways of Davos. There is an impetus to power, and more power, that can create the same effect in groups of men without the need for formal discussions. Financial engineers and bankers will alway seek more control and more power, because they are seeking to master something that is a portion of human nature, that does not lend itself easily to linear manipulation. As their plans fail, they need to keep expanding to prevent a collapse and their personal humilitation. This is inherent in what they do. This is how dictatorships are created; they seem to be the easier path to inability, if not incompetency.

But it is obvious that the theme since the 1980’s at least has been the will to power, the knocking down of laws and regulations, to allow the most powerful to do what they will, to take an even greater share of the riches of the world, to the disadvantage of the many. And my hypothesis is that the global reserve currency is a key plank in this agenda.

Perhaps this is such a perennial theme that is almost a tautology to remark about it, like a boy who first discovers the wonders of love, and thinks himself a Balboa discovering new oceans. Perhaps this boy is just discovering in a more profound way the deep roots of the darker side of human nature, the basis of evil: pride, greed, and deceit.

But there is an ebb and flow in the tides of men, and the rise and fall of nations, ideas, and fundamental values like freedom, justice, honour, duty, mercy, equality, and hope. And we are certainly at the cusp of a trend change, a trend in place since the second Great War, and the dog is not barking.

The game is afoot.


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House Prices

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In the summer of 2005, you would have needed 550 ounces of gold to buy an average house. Today, you need more like 150 ounces of gold. That is a 73% decline in the “value” of real estate.

Image stolen from Iowahawk, best damn blog on the web.

Lizards In Your Underpants; The Audacity Of Hopelessness

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The world turns. In Indonesia, the principal of a Muslim boarding school in Tangerang who is accused of impregnating a 15-year-old student says the DNA test will prove that a malevolent genie is the real father.

In New Zealand, a German tourist, Hans Kurt Kubus, has been jailed for attempting to board a plane at Christchurch with 44 live lizards in his underpants.

In Britain, a research team at King’s College, London, has declared that the female “G-spot” doesn’t exist.

In France, a group of top gynecologists dismissed the findings, asking, “What do you expect if you ask Englishmen to find a woman’s erogenous zone?”

But in America, Barack Obama is talking.

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The Death of Television

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Speaking of television, Marshall McLuhan once famously said “the medium is the message” (in his book, Understanding Media: The Extensions of Man, published in 1964).

I’m not so sure. Nobody much watches television anymore.

I’m not certain how or when this happened. I still view events, like certain football games, or impending weather calamities including hurricanes (when I lived on the Gulf Coast) and blizzards. But I don’t watch television.

As a kid, I loved it. TV came to our house when I was eleven. After some debate, the old man broke down and bought a set two weeks before broadcasting started. For two weeks my siblings and I sat enthralled night after night watching the Indian.

Finally the broadcasts started, but only from 4 PM to 11. It was fuzzy, black and white, but the CONTENT was great. Ed Sullivan, George & Gracie, the Twilight Zone. Scripts written by accomplished writers, parts filled by competent actors. Andy Griffith, Barney Fife. News of what was actually happening: the Kennedy assassination, the moon shot. There was only one channel at first – but hell, it was BROADcasting!

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In the next room my sleek, black plasma TV sits, plugged in to 300 odd channels of high definition garbage, silent.

I don’t think I turned it on this weekend. Nothing to watch unless your tastes run to reruns of fatuous, ignorant overweight proletarians swapping wives, or desperately bored housewives expressing their ennui by fucking every available male in the seven county area, “news” that consists of all the blood and guts local highways can manufacture, the ersatz “lives” of vacuous celebrities whose mission it is to live a virtual fantasy existence for gapemouthed drooling followers who have no lives of their own and the fatuous political opinions of those who favor the regime du jour.

We look forward to the Super Bowl, a two hour game which will take four and a half hours to play out, interposed with endless beer commercials and fluff pieces on the community service efforts of newly minted centimillionaires with African names and diamond earrings. Soon we will get the Hollywood Hand Jobs; the Golden Globes, The Grammies, all culminating in that el supremo jerkfest: the Academy Awards.

Yawn. When was the last time the awards went to a movie you enjoyed? When was the last time the awards went to a movie you actually saw?

In airports and waiting rooms everywhere the ubiquitous flat-screens blather on, but no one capable of suppressing the impulse to fart is watching. Instead, they are all plugged in to iPhones and laptops now; exchanging ideas, publishing content, buying and selling goods or catching up with friends.

The newstands are empty, no one trusts the NY Times. I recall being amused by how the Weekend Magazine section in the Times juxtaposed articles on starving orphans and cute little black dresses for only $3000.

It’s not funny anymore.

Wolf Moon

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The Wolf Moon is the first new moon of the year. So called by the American Indians who knew it was different, and it is. The Wolf Moon is 14% larger and 33% brighter than other full moons. It occurs as the first moon of January and represents the perigee of the Moon’s elliptical orbit around the Earth. Right now the moon is 50,000 km closer than usual so watch out for high tides and severe cases of PMS. Taken by moonlight with a Canon G11. No flash, no tripod but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. [Not really; this is my backyard in TN after the recent snow]

:-) the kenverine

Death by Government: Haiti

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If You Rebuild It, They Will Come, by Paul Shirley
Published: January 26, 2010

A Haitian woman, days after the earthquake:

“We need so much. Food, clothes, we need everything. I don’t know whose responsibility it is, but they need to give us something soon,” said Sophia Eltime, a mother of two who has been living under a bed sheet with seven members of her extended family. (From an AP report.)

Dear Haitians –

First of all, kudos on developing the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere. Your commitment to human rights, infrastructure, and birth control should be applauded.

As we prepare to assist you in this difficult time, a polite request: If it’s possible, could you not re-build your island home in the image of its predecessor? Could you not resort to the creation of flimsy shanty- and shack-towns? And could some of you maybe use a condom once in a while?

Sincerely,

The Rest of the World

If forced to do so through logic-colored glasses, no one would look at Haiti and think, “You know what? It was a great idea to put 10 million people on half of an island. The place is routinely battered by hurricanes (in 2008, $900 million was lost/spent on recovery from them), it holds the aforementioned title of poorest nation in the Western hemisphere, and it happens to sit on a tectonic fault line.”

If it were apparent that Haiti would likely rebuild in an earthquake-resistant way, and if a cure could be found for hurricane abuse of island nations, then maybe one could imagine putting a sustained effort into rebuilding the place. But that would only be feasible if the country had shown any ability to manage its affairs in the past, which it has not done…

Ultimately, the people in a country have control over their government. One could argue that in totalitarian regimes, they do not have much control, but in the end, it is their government. And therefore, their responsibility. If the government is not doing enough for the people, it is the people’s responsibility to change the government. Not the other way around.

Paul Shirley

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