Category Archives: recipes
Flying Security, An Easy Cure
Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you. It would be a … Continue reading
Starving for New York
In New York City, the Bowery Mission tossed away a batch of fried chicken brought by a local church to help feed the homeless. The chicken contained trans fat; city law bans all licensed food vendors, including emergency food providers, … Continue reading
Rocket Fuel Chili
OK anyone can see these two bottles look the same…right? Just like Visine and SuperGlue (careful what you put in your eye – happens all the time). Now imagine a dark and stormy night, kitchen dimly lit, one eye on … Continue reading
Black Friday Deals
HoHoHo it’s time for that venerable holiday tradition; Black Friday. There’s something about the act of lining up before dawn outside Toys ‘R US with 400 other bargain hunters that brings out that warmth of the season, Oh wait…that’s the … Continue reading
Girl Scout Hash
Another Weekend Gourmet Adventure: Girl Scout Hash 1 lb ground round 2 cans vegetable soup 3-4 lg potatoes 1 small pkg frozen mixed veggies Big yellow onion Peel and cube potatoes Add hamburger meat and cook with onion. Stir in … Continue reading
Cabrito!
…first find a tender baby goat… h/t to Steve J on this one
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE
5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE 4 tablespoons flour 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) A small splash of vanilla extract 1 large coffee mug (MicroSafe) Add dry … Continue reading
A Visit to Corky
Long distance information, give me Memphis Tennessee Help me find the party trying to get in touch with me She could not leave her number, but I know who placed the call ‘Cause my uncle took the message and he … Continue reading
Smoke, Mirrors, & Barbecue: The Ethanol Money Trail
This past Saturday I ran out to East Bernard, Texas for some barbecue sandwiches. You can get these at Vincek’s Smokehouse , along with about any kind of smoked meat or kolache your greedy heart may desire. But you can’t … Continue reading
Sunday Supplement: How to make a muffaletta
Today’s recipe is how to make a muffaletta! First: put on some Queen Ida…. [Audio clip: view full post to listen] Assemble ingredients: Muffaletta Rolls. Nice round soft floury ones with a light crust Ham, Salami, Provolone cheese slices, Olive … Continue reading