Category Archives: dogs and cats

Kim Kardashian~How To Hold Your Pets

This is not OK. President Johnson was widely criticized at the time when this picture appeared. Note that while only one beagle is exposed to the trauma, both appear to be suffering. The puppy on the left seems to be … Continue reading

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Le Mans: the Audi R15 Mutant

Straightline reports on a ghastly new low in automotive aesthetics; the Audi R15 TDI… “In what is thought to be the first documented case of vehicular polycephaly, Audi has revealed its newest LeMans racer, the R15 TDI. The so-called “R15 … Continue reading

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Here’s The Problem…

Economic analysis indicates we have an enormous debt burden hanging over us and we are not producing very much shit.

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Why Yes ~ Something IS Different…

Just trying to simplify the format so readers can focus on the material at hand. Bear with me as this work-in-progress gets refined over the next few days. Besides I like to edit my own sidebar and the old Theme … Continue reading

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Lads In Leather Pee On PETA: Bikers v. Nutroots

Johnstown, PA: Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, … Continue reading

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Statuatory Rape

And there’s a rose in the fisted glove and the eagle flies with the dove, and if you can’t be with the one you love, honey, love the one you’re with, love the one you’re with, love the one you’re … Continue reading

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Polar Bears, Aristocrats. Oceans of Oil, Dogs & Cats

Thanksgiving 2009 Thanksgiving!!! In 2009 this humble writer has very, very much to be thankful for. Thanks for Dogs and Cats! Brilliant blue fall days, filled with crisp air and punctuated by a riot of yellow, gold, orange and crimson … Continue reading

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Ferrari Bubba Lends A Hand…

I saw a story in the L.A. Times yesterday about a father-son train watching team that were run over and killed on the tracks in Fullerton the other night by a 120 car freight train doing 55 mph near Harbor … Continue reading

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Helium Wishes & Tinfoil Dreams

New Hallowe’en costume. For the kiddos. Wrap the little booger in tinfoil and tie a helium balloon to his collar. Thanks to Mike for this – I call it “the Adventurer” Two weeks left until we have fast fast relief … Continue reading

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The Giraffe Test

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