Category Archives: NATIONAL PERSPIRER
Liberal Arts Majors and the Adults Who Lie To Them
All you freshly minted Liberal Arts majors with degrees in such in-demand fields as Fourteenth Century French Literature – nobody cares about your steenkin’ degree! This 30 minute podcast from Numbnuts Progessive Radio features recent grads calling in with the … Continue reading
Obama Cheating Scandal – Move Over Tiger!!!
Tiger Woods just admitted to sleeping with 121 women while married to Elin. I think he may have been a math major; the man can count! Meanwhile the National Enquirer reports on events in DC: OBAMA CHEATING SCANDAL: SHOCKING NEW … Continue reading
Kim Kardashian~How To Hold Your Pets
This is not OK. President Johnson was widely criticized at the time when this picture appeared. Note that while only one beagle is exposed to the trauma, both appear to be suffering. The puppy on the left seems to be … Continue reading
Obama & Biden: Jet Set Greenies
Obama and Biden to Celebrate Earth Day by Tying Up New York Air Traffic APRIL 21ST, 2010 • BY MATT MOLNAR On a day when many Americans will be reflecting upon how they can reduce their impact on the environment, … Continue reading
Earth to Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger needs a new hobby! Previously we outlined his problems with a woman named Andrea McNulty. There have been several other similar encounters recently, all with young women in trouble with alcohol, and resulting in bad vibes. Now the … Continue reading
Why Danica Patrick Wears Pants
Muslim woman strangled by her burkha in freak go-kart accident By RICHARD SHEARS Last updated at 3:27 PM on 8th April 2010 A Muslim woman has died after her burkha became caught in a go-kart she was driving. BETTER SAFE … Continue reading
Michelle “Bombshell” McGee: Jesse James’ Nutty Nazi
We.eee came to town to see That ol’ tattooed ladee, She was a sight to see Tattooed from head to knee… My Uncle Ned was there In his red underwear; He said, “I’ve never ere Seen such a sight so … Continue reading
Le Mans: the Audi R15 Mutant
Straightline reports on a ghastly new low in automotive aesthetics; the Audi R15 TDI… “In what is thought to be the first documented case of vehicular polycephaly, Audi has revealed its newest LeMans racer, the R15 TDI. The so-called “R15 … Continue reading
Rahm-Alama-Ding-Dong: Iowahawk Unleashed
Aides: White House Ready to Clean Closet of “Closet Queen” Emanuel A steady drip of new rumors about Rahm Emanuel’s penchant for anonymous gay trysts with congressional Republicans and Islamic terrorist has increased the calls throughout the West Wing for … Continue reading
Iowahawk’s Master Plan of Doom
Apparently Iowahawk has escaped again. They should never have moved him from Guantanamo to Chicago! Excerpts from his latest deranged rambling Your Money Or Your Government: Operation Unstimulus follow below… Your Money or Your Government Iowahawk Guest Commentary by Professor … Continue reading