Category Archives: Sports
Le Mans 2010 ~ list of entries
Full list with driver names, etc. can be found here…
Earth to Ben Roethlisberger
Ben Roethlisberger needs a new hobby! Previously we outlined his problems with a woman named Andrea McNulty. There have been several other similar encounters recently, all with young women in trouble with alcohol, and resulting in bad vibes. Now the … Continue reading
Le Mans: the Audi R15 Mutant
Straightline reports on a ghastly new low in automotive aesthetics; the Audi R15 TDI… “In what is thought to be the first documented case of vehicular polycephaly, Audi has revealed its newest LeMans racer, the R15 TDI. The so-called “R15 … Continue reading
Ferrari: Massa Is Back!
And so is Formula One! This weekend ~ Bahrain.
Ferrari F70 ~ Enzo Replacement A Twin-Turbo V8
If you haven’t yet received a card from Maranello inviting you to cough up a million more or less for the new Enzo replacement you’re out of luck. Only 399 cards were printed and you are obviously not on the … Continue reading
Vancouver Olympics: Opening Ceremonies ~ A Torch Song
It was a rainy day in Vancouver: Traffic on the bridge was a bitch. Bob steered slowly through the milling crowds of indigenous, sporadically jerking aboriginals. They waved their feathered codpieces at him, while chanting inclusively in both French and … Continue reading
Dr. Lou, Dr. Lou: Common Sense from A Champion
Sen. Orrin Hatch of Utah, a Republican who once was chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, has channeled several of the Founding Fathers and learned that they want Congress to organize a tournament to determine the national collegiate football championship. … Continue reading