Monthly Archives: April 2009
OogedyBoogedy – We’re All Gonna Die!!!!!
Swine flu: ‘All of humanity under threat’ The World Health Organisation has warned that “all of humanity is under threat” from a potential swine flu pandemic and called for “global solidarity” to combat the virus. That’s it! Why didn’t I … Continue reading
Pig Out
Egyptian leaders ordered the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of pigs today to help protect against swine flu, prompting angry protests from the poor Christian farmers who feed their animals with a country’s food scraps. The decision was also criticised … Continue reading
Related: Are We Dead Yet?
PRUDEN: A pandemic of panic — are we dead yet? By Wesley Pruden (Contact) | Tuesday, April 28, 2009 OPINION/ANALYSIS: We were all supposed to be in the graveyard by now, done in by AIDS, SARS, bird flu, poisoned peanut … Continue reading
Tiny Tot Toppled in Texas
In response to news of the first swine flu death in the US, President Obama today announced the nationalization of all hospitals and seizure of all insurance premiums. “We already sprayed New York City using one of my planes,” Obama … Continue reading
Grinding TOP GEAR
Now even Top Gear could fall foul of Harman sexism law By IAN DRURY and SARAH HARRIS 29th April 2009 [Programs including Top Gear on] the BBC and Channel 4 could be forced to use more female and ethnic characters … Continue reading
Shhhhh! It’s A Secret…
Apr 29, 2009 12:55 am US/Eastern FAA Memo: Feds Knew NYC Flyover Would Cause Panic Threatened Federal Sanctions Against NYPD, Secret Service, FBI & Mayor’s Office If Secret Ever Got Out Furious Obama Apologizes: “It Will Never Happen Again” Federal … Continue reading
New Green Job Opportunities
Wind Turbine Repairman Cement Plant Inspector Needed – Cailfornia
Getting Fired Up – A Patriotic Reminder
Folks! Holidays are coming and it’s time to stock up! Despite we had 10 inches of rain these past 24 hours here in the banana belt, Memorial day and in-Dependence day are almost here. Black Box Artillery Shell A 6 … Continue reading