Monthly Archives: December 2009

Texas: Hurricane Ike – Before and After

East of Galveston,Texas, across the bay and up the coast, there is a place a few miles south of Winnie called High Island, known as a prime spot for birders, who come by the thousands each year in spring. Winnie, … Continue reading

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From Lagos With Love…KABLAMMMO!!!!

Lemme ask you: have you ever tried to inject a glycerin detonator syringe into some plastic explosives glued under your nutsack, while you were stoned out of your gourd, in an airplane bathroom, during Lake Erie turbulence, while some stupid … Continue reading

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UPDATE: Fire Ants 1, Club Soda 0

An environmentally friendly cure for fire ants has been announced by Walter Reeves on his Georgia Gardener radio program. Testimonial that it REALLY WORKS are coming in.. Simply pour two cups of CLUB SODA (carbonated water) directly in the center … Continue reading

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Killer iPhone Apps

Previously we reported on the World’s Best iPhone App: RedLaser.com. Coming in at Number Two: SoundHound. This amazing app does nothing less than answer the question “what’s that tune?’ If you are sitting there watching football and hear a great … Continue reading

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Monica Lewinsky v. Tonya Harding: The Cage Match

Folks, much as you may not want to admit it, it’s that Holiday time of year again. In the spirit of brotherly love and American Family Tradition (thank you Hank WIlliams Jr.) we need something to watch on TV. Let’s … Continue reading

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Twitter Hacked: All Your Bozos Are Belong To US

Twitter Hacked by Iranian Cyber Army By siliconindia news bureau Thursday,17 December 2009, 22:41 hrs Bangalore: The millions of Twitter buffs are at dismay as Twitter gets hacked for the fourth time consecutively, this year. The last time it was … Continue reading

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The Miming is Settled: It Is Time To Take Forceful Antics Against Climate Change

Iowahawk strikes again! The Miming is Settled: It Is Time To Take Forceful Antics Against Climate Change by Carbie the Climate Clown Emmett K. Bozo Distinguished Professor of Climate Pantomimology, University of East Anglia EU Regional President, Union of Concerned … Continue reading

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Too Much Coffee Man

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Jesus v. Obama – Examining The Bones Of The Fourth Warmest Warming Trend of the Past 8000 Years

One of my favorite scribes, Canada’s Lorne Gunter, has published an excellent and most timely piece in The National Post…excerpted in part here. The Skeleton of Climate Change Lorne Gunter, National Post Published: Wednesday, December 09, 2009 Imagine if, on … Continue reading

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Was Tiger Woods On Steroids?

Associated Press NEW YORK — A Canadian doctor who has treated golfer Tiger Woods, swimmer Dara Torres and NFL players is suspected of providing athletes with performance-enhancing drugs, according to a newspaper report. The New York Times reported on its … Continue reading

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