The Roads of Summer

What makes us want to get up and go?

In 1903, after making a $50 bet he could drive to New York City in 90 days, Horatio Nelson Jackson, a doctor from Vermont accompanied by a former professional bicyclist and a bulldog named Bud set off from San Francisco in a used Winton two-seater than he bought for $3000 and proceeded to cross a country where most roads, if they existed at all, were still made of dirt. He succeeded, as documented in the wonderful film by Ken Burns entitled “Horatio’s Drive: America’s First Road Trip“.

Along the way Jackson passed through small towns in places like eastern Oregon where his was the first car ever seen by the local populace, many of whom had lived all their lives within 20 miles of the place they were born (a day’s drive by horse and wagon). So it remains today for a large subset of the American population, content to reside near their place of birth with perhaps occasional excursions to Orlando or Las Vegas.

But for the rest of us…there is the road.

Three million years ago humanity crawled out of the the East African rift valley and proceeded to spread out as nomadic hunters and gatherers. We have been traveling ever since. It was only 10,000 years ago that agriculture flowered in the river bottoms of Babylon. Permanent towns and villages followed: farmers must stick in one place.

All this is documented in the superbly crafted work “Guns, Germs and Steel” which should be mandatory reading for every literate traveler. So for the past 500 generations at a minimum humanity has been divided. There are the George Baileys of this world who long to travel, and there are those who are content to remain.

Wanderers envy the placid, comfortable life of folks never bitten by the travel bug; those who spend their existence in the company of family, friends and loved ones, washed by the predictable warm rhythms of successive generational waves lapping at time’s shore. Birth, marriage, death. Success, failure, coming and going. But the traveler’s DNA is full of wanderlust. It took almost three million years to occupy every corner of this planet. For all intents and purposes that great migration is done, It has been about 100 years now since the American West became settled and Horatio made his epic road trip..

And I wonder – is that why humanity has of late become so restive? Is the urge to travel hardwired in our brains? Fast forward a few thousand millenia…

A lonely scout ship, exploring the remote planetary system designated Sol 9 comes across the Mars landers, frozen relics after aeons of disuse, half buried in red dust.

Strange: they made it this far. Why did they stop? Is that what finished them off: turning inward as a race? Abandoning the horizon? They were so close….

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BP Oil Gulf Spill Linked To Sticky Fingers In DC

Stunning news is breaking tonight:

Fox News, Bloomberg and Karl Denninger are reporting that FedGovCo was told by BP that the Deepwater Horizon rig was leaking oil and natural gas FEBRUARY 13th. Both sources say “according to documents in the administration’s possession, BP was fighting large cracks at the base of the well for roughly ten days in early February”.

Oooooooooo……

It gets better: “six weeks before to the rig’s fatal explosion an engineer from the University of California, Berkeley, announced to the world a near miss of an explosion on the rig by stating, “They damn near blew up the rig.” Oooooooooo-ooo…meanwhile according to regulatory filings, Rawstory.com has found that Goldman Sachs sold 4,680,822 shares of BP in the first quarter of 2010. Goldman’s sales were the largest of any firm during that time. Goldman would have pocketed slightly more than $266 million if their holdings were sold at the average price of BP’s stock during the quarter.

And BP CEO and putative yachtsman Tony Hayward cashed in about a third of his holding in the company one month before a well on the Deepwater Horizon rig burst, causing an environmental disaster.

Something in the Gulf of Mexico stinks, and it ain’t dead fish.

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The VAT (bring your own Vaseline)

America is in a severe recession, if not the early stages of a difficult and prolonged depression. Home prices have cratered, unemployment figures are the worst in many years, California is technically bankrupt. What remains of our falling affluent soufflé is being kept from collapse only by the continual infusion of trillions of of dollars from the overheated printing presses of the Federal Government.

But all government is, by nature, parasitic, as any economist can tell you. Governments do not create wealth, they are designed to make and enforce the rules of civil society. In the twentieth century this changed. Civil society gave way in large part to a sullen, overweening bureaucracy. Most western governments now exist primarily as gigantic wheezing redistribution engines that maintain the power of those in control by seizing assets from a shrinking productive minority and passing them out like candy.

This has consequences. Recently US individual income tax revenues have fallen from their peak in April 2008, by $232.1 billion, or 24.6%. Federal politicians are faced with two choices, quit spending like drunken sailors, or raise taxes.

Faced with the same alternatives, Nero debased the currency, reducing the silver content of Roman coins, an act which was to be repeated many times. America did the same in the twentieth century, paper dollars are now backed only by the “full faith and credit” of the United States Government. But what happens when we become non-believers?

Raising taxes creates an illusion, any attempt to raise taxes beyond an overall tariff of 20% of GDP is fraught with futility. When higher taxes are imposed, revenue shrinks. So politicians are about to adopt the VAT, the ‘stealth tax’.

Read about it here…

“A VAT is a tax on the creation of value. At each stage of producing a product, from raw materials to fabrication, to assembly, to packing and shipping, each company is responsible for paying a tax on the value it adds.

As the VAT is always included in the retail prices, and consumers never have to pay more at the cash register, the tax increase would be hidden. In fact, consumers would no longer see a sales tax at the cash register. While that stealth will make a VAT seem “painless” to many, it is also what makes it so dangerous.

Most European countries introduced the VAT at rates around 10% and quickly raised it to the upper teens. Today most European countries have rates around 20%.

Before the widespread introduction of the VAT in Europe, in the mid-1960s, the average tax collected by European countries was only 27.7% vs. 24.7% of GDP in the U.S. By 2006, the European tax burden represented 39.8% of GDP vs. 28% for the U.S.

Put another way, in less than 50 years, Europeans have seen their taxes increase by 44% as a percentage of GDP, compared to slightly more than 13% in the U.S.

When the Bush tax cuts expire next year, income taxes will increase from 35% to 39.6% for the top bracket and from 33% to 36% for the next highest bracket. Further increases will be politically charged or ineffective in raising tax revenue significantly if applied only to the “rich.”

A 1% increase in personal income taxes on the 33% bracket brings in a mere $12 billion over ten years. Taxing the top bracket by an additional 1% brings only $71 billion over 10 years. However, the VAT will bring in an additional $1,242 billion over the same period. There’s simply no comparison.

Great! Faced with this crisis, we are about to emulate Europe. I wonder how that’s working out for them? How’s the Euro doing lately? OK, not so good…

Politicians could just quit the damn spending that is ruining this country. But that would mean they had no money for more give-aways; why Senators and Congressmen might be forced out of office by those who vote for a living as opposed to those who work for a living. After all 47% of Americans now are the recipients of some form of FedGovCo largesse.

Bend over working America. You are about to meet the VAT, of course you will asked asked to provide your own vaseline, on which of course, a VAT tax will be imposed.

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The Zimbabawe Way: Inflation & the Limits of Government

Here’s something nobody is going to tell you.

An article was printed in the WSJ in May…

History has consistently demonstrated that economies of every stripe, market economies or centrally planned economies, cannot generate more than one fifth of their gross domestic product in tax revenues. When taxes are raised beyond 20% people begin to avoid them or simply refuse to work beyond what is required to survive.

20% is the income limit, but this year the Federal Government of the United States will spend an amount equal to 40% of the GDP. There is no way to pay for this level of government, except by monetization of debt.

Few understand this. But we cannot escape this singular fact. The math demonstrates that whenever FedGovCo consumes more than 20% of the GDP, deficits accrue, and can only be erased through monetization of debt.

Printing money.

Causing inflation.

Our FedGovCo is spending twice as much as it is taking in, and twice as much as it can take in. There are only two ways out – reducing the size and scope of government (good luck with that one), or the Zimbabwe way…

Continue reading here…

Of course the 20% figure refers to the portion of all income paid in taxes, not marginal tax rates. This figure is profoundly important; it illustrates the limits of government. When the reach of Federal Authority becomes too onerous, and taxation grows to confiscatory levels, states wither and disappear. Currency is destroyed by hyperinflation, commerce falters, birth rates fall.

This is the fundamental flaw of socialism: as ‘entitlements’ grow, and pension obligations expand the entire budget is soon given over to ‘mandatory spending. Social Security, Food Stamps and now Government Health Care. Roads crumble, bridges fall, the army declines. Unemployment soars, the birthrate falls and the youth are given over to public drunkenness and urination. Civil society fades. Hope dies.

And, sooner or later, hungry barbarians appear at the gates…

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Le Mans 2010

English language details here..

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Baraku Obamasawa versus Crudezilla! Aiiiieeeee!

Crudezilla, King of All Spills (1954)

In the dark, storm-tossed Sea of Japan, workers in helmets and jumpsuits wrestle a drilling rig on a lonely oil platform.

NARRATOR
This is the sea. Beneath its depths lies a fantastic secret world hidden to mankind for millions of centuries. And now, armed with the latest technology and rush drilling permits, mankind is about to awaken that world from its long slumber — and unleash its oily fury.

WORKER #1 (saluting, bowing, throwing fist in air)
Most honored supervisor! Reporting drilling shaft ready. For the glory of Nippon Petroleum!

WORKER #2
Sir! Truly this shaft is one bad mother…

SUPERVISOR
Shut your mouth!

WORKER #2 (bowing profusely)
But honorable supervisor! I speak only of shaft!

SUPERVISOR
You men have performed honorably. Tonight there will be extra rations of sake and blowfish! And now as we lower the shaft, let us gather to sing the anthem of Nippon Petroleum Heavy Industries.

WORKERS (singing)
Nippon Petroleum, pride of Japanese nation
Forever we shall strive for greater lubrication.
With stalwart hearts we drill for shareholder good
‘Til up from the depths comes the bubbling crude.
Black gold, Texas tea!

As the worker continue to sing, the spinning diamond-tipped shaft burrows ever lower into the watery depths. When it hits the ocean floor, a mysterious black oily flume is unleashed. Under the intense subsurface pressure the flume begins to coagulate into a hideous 500-foot tall monster — Crudezilla has been awoken.

WORKERS
… quality friction reduction is our sacred motto… Whuh-uhhh?!?!

workers form terrified group hug

WORKER #3 (pointing)
Look! Arising from the surface… a terrible monster!

WORKER #4 (pointing)
Holy Shitake! Run for it!

CRUDEZILLA
SKREEEOOONCHHH

Panic ensues as Crudezilla lumbers toward the platform, spewing a 1000-foot long stream of flame from its nostrils. Terrified workers are tossed like rag dolls into the sea when Crudezilla grabs the platform and thrashes it to and fro. A surviving worker crawls to the communication room and desperately radios Nippon Petroleum HQ.
WORKER #5
Headquarters! Come in, come in headquarters! Mayday! This is Miyagi Platform Station 2! I repeat – mayday!

RADIO OPERATOR #1
Come in Miyagi!
CRUDEZILLA
SKREEEOOONCHHH

RADIO OPERATOR #2
What is that noise, Miyagi? Is it a typhoon?

WORKER #5 (shielding eyes)
No! It… is… Crudezillaaaa! Aiiiieeeee!

Crudezilla topples the platform into the churning sea, and the radio goes dead. The two radio operators exchange terrified looks. Dissolve to the map room of Nippon Petroleum Heavy Industries, buzzing with worried executives.

YAMAMOTO (president of Nippon Petroleum)
Gentlemen! Gentlemen, please! Enough of this bickering! Let us focus our attention on stopping Crudezilla before it reaches the mainland!

NAKAMURA
But sir, our best engineers have been working on it around the clock. Everything we try only seems to make Crudezilla more powerful. This monster is invincible!

YAMAMOTO
Where is the creature now?

NAKAMURA
Sir, our radar planes place it 100 kilometers from the coast, bearing straight for Fukushima prefecture.

YAMAMOTO
Gentlemen, we must act now, or we all will be totally Fukushima-ed. Nakamura, bring me the finest engineering mind in all of Japan — the one man who knows how to stop the rise of the oceans and make the earth heal itself.

NAKAMURA
You mean…

YAMAMOTO
Yes. Professor Obamasawa.

dissolve

To find out how Professor Obamasawa saves the world continue reading here

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Dating Tipper Gore

I’m thinking of dating Tipper Gore. After all; she gets the house doesn’t she? Oh wait, two houses now. The one in Nashville with ten bathrooms and the one on the west coast in Montecito, CA with only nine bathrooms. I think their contractor must have had ulcerative colitis.

Anyhow, Tipper being just down the pike in Nashville and all, I’m sure she wouldn’t mind picking up the check now and then. For years I have looked for a suitably rich divorcee or widow lady to feather the nest for little old me and I always thought Tipper was lots better looking than Hillary Clinton.

In other Algore news, scientists now refute his claims that due to rising sea levels the South Pacific is about to swallow up all those coral atolls…maybe Tipper and I could go there to check it out; she has to get the plane as well as the houses, doesn’t she?

From TV New Zealand:

An Auckland University researcher has offered new hope to the myriad small island nations in the Pacific which have loudly complained their low-lying atolls will drown as global warming boosts sea levels.

Geographer Associate Professor Paul Kench has measured 27 islands where local sea levels have risen 120mm – an average of 2mm a year – over the past 60 years, and found that just four had diminished in size.

Working with Arthur Webb at the Fiji-based South Pacific Applied Geoscience Commission, Kench used historical aerial photographs and high-resolution satellite images to study changes in the land area of the islands.

They found that the remaining 23 had either stayed the same or grown bigger, according to the research published in a scientific journal, Global and Planetary Change.

“It has been thought that as the sea level goes up, islands will sit there and drown,” Prof Kench told the New Scientist. “But they won’t.

“The sea level will go up and the island will start responding.

One of the highest profile islands – in a political sense – was Tuvalu, where politicians and climate change campaigners have repeatedly predicted it will be drowned by rising seas, as its highest point is 4.5 metres above sea level. But the researchers found seven islands had spread by more than 3 percent on average since the 1950s.

One island, Funamanu, gained 0.44 hectares or nearly 30 percent of its previous area.

And the research showed similar trends in the Republic of Kiribati, where the three main urbanised islands also “grew” – Betio by 30 percent (36ha), Bairiki by 16.3 percent (5.8ha) and Nanikai by 12.5 percent (0.8ha).

Webb, an expert on coastal processes, told the New Scientist the trend was explained by the fact the islands mostly comprised coral debris eroded from encircling reefs and pushed up onto the islands by winds and waves.

The process was continuous, because the corals were alive, he said.

In effect the islands respond to changes in weather patterns and climate – Cyclone Bebe deposited 140ha of sediment on the eastern reef of Tuvalu in 1972, increasing the main island’s area by 10 percent.

Continue Reading here…

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The Future Passed

What we think of as how things are now is really how things were now. Changes that are currently taking place are seldom noticed until later. As for the future it has already happened, we just haven’t gotten the news yet. It’s like astronomers studying some distant galaxy; they are not looking at where, they are gazing at when. Events take time to become manifest, even at the speed of light.

I was born in 1943. Had I been born one hundred years prior, in 1843, Texas would be an independent Republic. Further east it would be the time of Tom Sawyer, slavery, keel boats on the Missouri. In my twenties I would have become embroiled in the War Between the States. My thirties and forties would have been during the epoch of the Old West, and now in my sixties it would be the Golden Age just before WW1, and the beginnings of income tax. The Wright Brothers would have flown, and cars would be appearing on the streets.

Changes just as profound are still taking place, especially now. But we can’t see them yet because they are still happening.

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Gaza Peace Aid Ship: Everyone On the Cruise Was Named ‘Mohammed’

from the comments on the superb Canadian blog Small Dead Animals….

“Call me cynical, but I would bet a goat load of shekels that the “peace activists” were testing the Israelis with a manifest that did not include much in the way of weapons. If they got whacked, a few useful idiots would become martyrs and Israel would get a month of bad press. As a bonus, the islamist government of Turkey would have the reason to cut relations with Israel that they have been so desperately seeking and Netanyahu would have to cancel his North American tour. If they would have been allowed to land without being inspected the next load would have contained a great deal of weapons. Note to useful idiots. Update your will; Israel calls all bluffs.
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By Richard Spencer, Middle East Correspondent
Published: 8:42AM BST 01 Jun 2010

“The UN Security Council has called for a prompt and impartial investigation into the Israeli attack against a flotilla carrying humanitarian aid to Gaza, and the immediate release of all civilians.
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Admin: While they were at it, the UN Security Council condemned the North Koreans for torpedoing and sinking a South Korean naval vessel in contested waters, resulting in the deaths of 47 sailors….

just kidding!

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The BP Oil Spill: A Non-Hysterical Assessment

Letter from Don Boudreaux to the NY Times:


David Brooks’s list of those human cognitive limitations that arguably led to the BP Deepwater oil spill is useful (“Drilling For Certainty,” May 28). This list, however, contains one item that seems mistaken – namely, the claim that “people tend to spread good news and hide bad news.”

Some good news is that, using government-scientists’ maximum estimate of the amount of oil spilled daily (25,000 barrels) into the Gulf of Mexico from BP Deepwater, this spill today ranks as only the ninth largest accidental oil spill in world history. To become the largest accidental oil spill in world history, it would have to continue spilling unabated, at this maximum-estimated rate of spillage, for another 94 days. (Using the mid-range estimate of daily spillage – 18,500 barrels daily – BP Deepwater would have to spill unabated for another six days [as of May 29] even to break into the top ten, and then another 134 days beyond that to become the world’s largest accidental spill.) Yet how frequently is news of this fact, which gives necessary context, spread by the mainstream media?

Even better news is the declining frequency of major oil spills. Some evidence of this healthy trend is the fact that the average time that elapsed between each of history’s top ten accidental oil spills prior to BP Deepwater was 26 months. But the amount of time between the most recent of these top-ten spills (which occurred in September 1994) and the BP Deepwater spill is 187 months. How many Americans today hear of this happy trend?*

Sincerely,
Donald J. Boudreaux


Admin says this is a dandy time to buy BP shares, which despite current troubles, represent a well managed world dominating petroleum exploration company that will continue to thrive for many years to come. Windmills and solar panels are political sops to environmental activist hysterics. They don’t work and cannot even function without massive subsidies.

Unfortunately I expect the uninformed majority to just whine, and wait for the government to “do something”. Not this time, Virginia. FedGovCo can’t do squat, anymore than it can ‘create jobs’. It will take massive monetary investment, and around the clock efforts by highly experienced, competent engineers to fix this. The fix, of course, is to drill a relief hole that is properly capped, and redirect the flow of gas while the original leak is sealed. Expect this to happen by about August. Meanwhile we will endure the Bleating of the Stars and the passage of more anti-drilling legislation to ensure America’s coninued dependence on fun foreign despots, you know: folks like Caesar Chavez.

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